''Hey Church'' - Red Vs Blue ''Hey Jude'' Parody by Colonel-Majora-777, literature
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''Hey Church'' - Red Vs Blue ''Hey Jude'' Parody
"Hey Church" – RvB Themed Parody of "Hey Jude" by the Beatles
(Sung By Caboose)
Hey Church, don't be so mad.
I can make you feel so much better.
Would you please let me back into the base
So I can start to make you happy.
Hey Church, I'm kind of scared.
Tex just told me that she might kill me.
She said she might kick me out of my skin.
What does that mean? Can you explain it?
Anytime you're getting mad, it's not so bad.
It's not my fault. Let's just say TUCKER DID IT.
We all know he's really dumb, oh, here he comes.
We should go before we catch his pregnancy.
Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop BLEEP BLOOP
Hey Church, I'm your